Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Bourbon Pepperjack performing at midnight

I made cheese toasties for lunch today. Other people call them grilled cheese sandwiches, but my mom called them cheese toasties, so that's what they are.
When I got to the gym an hour later, I started retasting some of the sandwich. So, I said to my partner (and workout partner), "I'm burping pepper jack."
Fernando misheard this, and so is born my new drag name: Bourbon Pepperjack (performing tonight with Genevieve Camembert, known to her friends as Gin). The nice thing about it is that it works as a man's or a woman's name.

10 comments:

RottweilerTOM said...

gayer, and gayer and gayer and gayer and GAYER!!

topak said...

Are you offering this up as your Drag Persona? I thought there was supposed be a pet and a street named involved. But, if alcohol & cheesiness is what it takes for you to identify the inner you... well, then, uh... enjoy the buffet.

Of course, this begs the question - what's Fer's drag name? Is it pronouncable in English? And is it based on alcohol & food as well? (Hi Fer!!!!)

Tyler said...

Well, I object to that use of "beg the question" which (originally) means to treat a conclusion as already given, from the translation of "petitio principii". (I don't know what to do with myself when I am not teaching.)

But, by the other formula, my drag name is Cuddles and then my mother's maiden name, but that I don't publish on the internet. :)

John said...

My drag queen name is Jackie Onassty. There are pictures.

Is this the same RottweilerTOM I met at the dog park on the 4th of July?

RottweilerTOM said...

I don't recall what I did yesterday let alone the 4th of July...but since I am a spoiling dad, probably

John said...

hmmm...yeah I think so. I was watching Bruce Kirshner's dogs, Kylie and Danny (so gay, that man) at the time.

RottweilerTOM said...

AH YES...its amazing how people can remember me through my dog...I wonder if thats a good thing??? Thank god for the dogs!!!!

RottweilerTOM said...

I swear John...you are Tyler Hower, Jr.

John said...

Tyler, I'm stealing your friends...and your readership.

RottweilerTOM said...

bro..I am a willing participant to be enlighten by both of you'se (brooklyn/queens slang)